today’s the day
the day to get
so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears
??? ??!? ?
the longer I look at it the funnier it gets
now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be
The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.
This dude really made his own vine as well
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
what the fuck do you mean shrek isnt attractive
what if egg was spelled egh
why the fuck is their a d in wednesday
the description gets me everytime
LOOK HOW INTENSELY JEAN TURNS HIS HEAD WHEN HE HEARS HIS MOM COMIN UP THE STAIRS LIKE DAMN SON YOU’RE DRAWIN A PICTURE NOT WHACKIN YA DONG
I was a coward! I was weak! I wouldn’t kill a dragon!
I made an Aoba cake for my wife’s birthday.