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Is this your blog



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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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carsatan:

carsatan:

jenovaii:

carsatan:

My sting ray fell out of the chandelier

i don’t even know the context of this but this is the best post i’ve seen in a while

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I told my dad that someone reblogged this and he wants it to be known that he was the one who started the whole ‘sting ray in the chandelier’ thing




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roantnerd:

clonedelta4:

Where’s me money!?

mr krabs confirmed




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bombing:

the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it




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guy:

u can’t spell boobytrap without partyboob




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phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors




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secretpapi:

why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.




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teenssfromhell:

when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class

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lameborghini:

i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining




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wafflesex:

Screencaps for episode 4 are out now!! Ahh!

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leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.


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