*plants egg in the garden* eggplant
shut the fuck up ben
Remember when this happened. :’)
A year later, I am still laughing at this.
i hate people who glorify winter there is nothing fun and cute about winter you fuckin wake up and ya piss is frozen in ya dick is that what you want you hot chocolate loving fuck
This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home….
Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE
why are moose so terrifyingly large
Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then
bitch i will connecticut u
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS FUCKING FACE MEANS
IS IT CRINGING IS IT A SMILE WHAT IS IT!!
It’s telling you to stay in school.
one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away
*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war
*sings the 12 Days of Christmas song*
*gets to the part about 5 golden rings*
*sonic bursts through the wall and i start screaming*
ho ho ho, you’re too slow